Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Need a joke?

3 bodies arrived at the hospital for post-mortem. In the autopsy room, the coroner was surprised to see that all 3 corpse had one thing in common: they all died smiling.

So the coroner went to see the police to find out what happened to them. The officer said "guy no. 1 had just won the lottery when he got a heart attack and died".

"I see", replied the coroner. "What happened to guy no. 2?", he asked. "Oh, he just got a big promotion at work when he got a stroke", the officer replied.

"And what about the 3rd guy?", ask the coroner again. The officer replied, "He was struck by lightning".

Puzzled, the coroner said "Oh, but while was he smiling?"

"He thought someone was taking his picture", replied the officer, with a trace of smile on his face.

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